June 6
Gold Stars and Scrabble Tiles
I don’t know why
I couldn’t say it to your face
I got really nervous
Remembering our embrace
We love each other, right?
Well if that’s the case…
Chorus:
I’ll tell you I love with you
With gold stars and scrabble tiles
If you reach across the ocean
You’ll find our love will stretch for miles
Because if I told you in person
And you wrinkled your brow
I might have put a bag over my head
Like my good friend Charlie Brown
So I sent my package in the mail
And now I’m counting down
Chorus
Luckily, you reciprocated
You said “I love you” too
I have to admit
I would’ve quit
If you didn’t feel the same way I do
Chorus
June 7, 2011
Perception is 9/10ths
It isn’t illegal to kill a praying mantis.
Cashews aren’t sold in the shell because the skin causes blisters.
Geese fly in a v because of aerodynamics.
Chorus:
Perception is 9/10ths of the law
Perfection is our flaw
I’m waiting by the side of the road
If you pick me up, I’ll carry your load.
Pigeons can fly up to 80 miles per hour.
The largest diamond ever found weighed 1.3 pounds.
Storks can be quite heartless parents.
Chorus
Roses have prickles, not thorns.
Ketchup has its roots in 17th century China.
Cows aren’t the smartest creatures around.
Chorus.
June 8, 2011
Sick of Serendipity
Chorus
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
I’m sick of these serendipities
Holly Golightly shot her lover down
Then went out for a night on the town
A night on the town
Hey, Mickey Rooney
Is it too soon to see
Judy Garland never loved you
Why don’t you go play an old Chinese man
(Oh wait, you did…)
Chorus
Audrey Hepburn
What can I say?
You hit pretty big
Never faded away
Is Julie Andrews still pissed
About missing out on Eliza?
(Probably not, because SHE got the Oscar…)
Chorus
So let’s all go on a Roman Holiday
Maybe Cary Grant got carried away
With Dyon Cannon and LSD
I have to say that sounds good to me…
Sounds pretty good to a girl like me…
Chorus 2X
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